22 Screwdrivers

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Black girl named Rachel, just trying to relax
I'm buying her suicides and scratching her back
There's an american express card on the table on the bar
And pretty baby keeps a tally of the damage so far
I'm talking to a girl wearing a black eye patch
I told her it turned me on and she tried to laugh

Not without my charms in this nest of vipers
Try to make my way through 22 screwdrivers.

Now Rachel must weigh near 300 lbs.
I said that's alright baby it's just more brown sugar to spread around
Then she starts talking about her big black boyfriend
I took my hands off her shoulders I could feel the conversation end
Eye patch girl is so drunk she's swearing like a sailor
and I can't think of nothing but how I'd like to nail her.

Cause all you really need is just one good eye for
A man on the verge of 22 screwdrivers

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from Live at Rudyards, released April 20, 2017

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Ambulance! Houston, Texas

After not drinking for a week, Greg Wood went to Leon's Lounge for drinks. Being unresponsive on the bar gets you an ambulance ride. He woke up mid ride and asked to be dropped off at home. The EMT's smartass reply, "This is not a taxi."
This moment was the birth of the band name.
Ambulance rose from the ashes of Houston's mid 90's band Horseshoe starring Greg Wood and his songs.
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